I wanted to fix a lil salad for my guests, but soon as i touched the zuchini and the cucumber some real hot thoughts came into my mind (2 sad that there was no dick in reach) I decided to take the cucumber and gave it to myself real hard in the kitchen. Mmmh that was nice. The salad afterwards was very tasteful, i didnt even have to use dressing no more. And by the way, my guests loved my salad too.