I'm walking leisurely along Hollywood Boulevard when I notice one of those empty stars again. I stop in front of it and think about how cool it would be if my name was on it. Suddenly someone starts talking to me in German and asks me to put my name on the star. He told me that he's a big name in show business and is also on the committee for the stars on the Walk of Fame. Could that be true? Have I finally met someone who will make me a big star? Of course I immediately did everything he asked of me. After all, you only get a chance like that once in your life. I'm not stupid enough to miss it...